Pumpkin Energy Bites CLEAN EATING

MY BEST FRIEND IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!

And about fucking time too!

Love this bitch, and I want her to eat super super healthy so her sweet wittle baby will be healthy!

(Warning it's pumpkin spice for us basic bitches)

You will need two bowls for this shit. One for dry ingredients, the second for wet.

Dry bowl:

- 3 cups of oatmeal (doesn't matter what kind, but I used old fashioned)

- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon

- 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin spice

- 4-6 tablespoons flaxseed meal

- 3 teaspoons black chia seed (optional)

- 1 tablespoon brewer's yeast (optional)

- 1/2 cup semi sweet chocolate chips

- 1 cup additional add-ins (walnuts, almonds, raisins etc.) (I used almond chips)

Wet bowl

- 1 cup pumpkin puree 

- 1 cup peanut butter 

- 2/3 cup REAL maple syrup or raw honey

- 1/2 tablespoon vanilla extract

Mix up both bowls, and slowly pour the dry mix into the wet mix while stirring.

Lay out a sheet of parchment paper onto a baking sheet and place the dough in smallish 1 inch balls on it.

Place in freezer for about 1 hour and enjoy!

I tried these bad boys out, and holyfuckingshit they're super good! 

Next time I plan on using white chocolate chips to get the pumpkin spice latte flavor!

Here's the finished product straight out of the freezer!

For storage line tupperware with foil or parchment paper.

Place a single line of the balls, and layer more parchment paper or foil on top of that.

Cover the tupperware with foil or a lid for freshness.

Balls are good for 1 week in the refrigerator!

Congratulations Soraka!

I fucking love you, and I couldn't be happier for you!

Honey Pumpkin Facial

It's that time of year again bitches!

Fall is upon us basic ass bitches, and I recently read an article about the effects pumpkins have on your facial skin. 

"The Internal Dermal Institute reveals that pumpkin is loaded with fruit enzymes and alpha hydroxy acids, which increase cell turnover for brighter and smoother skin. Acne can also be relieved via the zinc in pumpkin seeds. Zinc helps control oil production, and it aids in healing the skin."

-Buzzfeed Essence Grant 

Anyways, I was impressed with what I had read, so I gave it a try.

We know that honey is good for your face right? If you don't, click on the link.

With their powers combined I made a super gentle facial for the most sensitive of skins (as long as you're not allergic to honey or pumpkin). 

So, you're going to need:

-1/2 cup of pumpkin puree

-1/4 cup of local/raw/whatever honey (I used local)

Mix all that together, and apply gently to your pretty little face!

Here I am with the facial on.

I really like it because you can't really tell I have anything on my face, and my boys aren't touching me, or accusing me of being a witch.

Thanks for reading! 

I really hope someone tries it, and loves it! 

Here's a picture of a super cool Teemo breastfeeding!

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